suburbanvillain:

suzie crabgrass get on my dick 

suburbanvillain:

suzie crabgrass get on my dick 

(Source: iwilllovetheunloved, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

(Source: masssh0le, via wastedblondie)

faggotspice:

lets get weird!

faggotspice:

lets get weird!

(via mk4jetta)

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

(via i-dropped-my-gravity)

satanof-suburbia:

alllll youuu sucka mc’s ain’t got nothin on me

with my grades and my lines, you can’t touch Kevin G.

Jun 04. 1 Notes.

I wonder if the person that invented the laptop knew people like me would use it to creep on the people they secretly despise while sitting on the toilet.

Jun 04. 0 Notes.
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